Machine (Team Facelift) "Mr. Menthol"

Featuring Leatherface the Barber - The Team Facelift "6 Grams" Mixtape is cookin'-up, dropping-off SOON.

Team Facelift :: Paid 2 Rage

Team Facelift (duck down) played a short-set at an underage rave this weekend on Manhattan Island. The show was pretty amusing, harkening back to our own days of underage raves/rage. The room was literally boiling over at about 99 degrees - making for a sweat-drenched affirmation that the Facelift gang is in fact, Paid2Rage (and for an early exit, I'm too damn old for that sort of swelter)...

Here's a LINK to their new track, titled (you guessed it) Paid to Rage. Look out for their upcoming album of the same title, out soon on Duck Down Records...

Taking it Back to "Looseyville" with Machine and the Fat Jew

So I've have been keeping a low profile, trying to build up my Chi and center my gravity, (or is it vice versa?). Had to take a hot second to shout out my brethren of the Facelift gang on this homage to the Upper West Side in the roaring nineties, when the city still had some cajones (r.i.p. Dinkins era insanity). Check out this track off Machine's (Team Facelift) "The Jones Beach Mixtape" - available now



For all other matters of the Facelift Gang (duck down)

Making More Memories with the TEAM (facelift) at Webster Hall - Beef Included

Team Facelift played a quick set at Webster Hall on Tuesday. It was definitely the most fun I've had in a minute - harkening back to earlier more degenerate (and darker) shows at the dawn of this new millenia. When it was certainly not uncommon to heckle (or pummel) some asshole in the crowd who felt like popping shit, these people usually have no sense of humor, making for easy targets. Also, we always have some goons on layaway, so usually these altercations just make for some fun at some washed-up turkey's or neva-has-been lunatic's expense. At the end of the day, the combined efforts of a packed crowd, a couple bottles of free (and cheap) vodka and some wildey new dance tracks, made for another moment in Facelift Histerectomy. You shoulda been there, but there's usually a next time.


- FONDA letting out a battle cry (apparently somebody heard it, i ain't sayin' no names...)







- Beef and I hold down the Flank, just in-case the Riff raff steps outta line. I don't think any of us are getting shot tonight, which is always nice.



As per usual, i was on bottle-brandishing duty, snapping pict-chas and warding off evil doers (what i do best). Facelift is shining right now, braising some fly new funk in the cookerie and priming themselves for the spring touring season. We get colder in the winter months, so we can ignite in the summer sun.