Those edgy hunkamaniacs from Team Facelift continue their trajectory as the complete anomaly in the New York City rap-game. They're known in the streets, enjoy eating twelve-course meals at Garden Parties in the Hamptons (only during the high-season, of course) and have all been to the tombs, if not for a weekend, at least a night - and no, the Tombs are not a new boutique hotel in the LES. Now, when they're not out chasing down a TV deal, their jumping out of vans and setting-up guerilla-style shows at colleges across the Eastern seaboard.
Team Facelift, aside from repping the gruff and tumble streets of the upper east and upper west (respectively) with wreckless abandon and the grandeur that could only be expected from the hood that raised the gossip girl, is also fast becoming the soldiers of fortune in the new-media music market. That is to say, they’re bombastic form of dance-rap might seem absurd to the lame, or culturally sophisticated, but its cutting edge, honest-to- goodness insanity that makes you want to rage-in-the-cage, or stay up for days on Crystal Meth in a trailer park in the dessert, a la Breaking Bad. Team Facelift makes music to rage and make babies to, fast-tempo dance-crack that could only be fueled by muscle milk, and amphetamines. Music that fuels your habits and induces still-born pregnancy. Get that NEW WORK from TF (consult your cardiologist before viewing the videos)...
...shout outs to LaFonda and Milton Soliemanpour at Red Bull for signing checks (giving wings, etc.) to make these men into martyrs (or, at worst, myths) across campuses across the country…. Banned on the Run is an epic event, what you going to do when the Fat Jew comes out the back of the paddy-wagon for you?!
Check local listings and frat-house community bulletin's for dates and locations...
...shout outs to LaFonda and Milton Soliemanpour at Red Bull for signing checks (giving wings, etc.) to make these men into martyrs (or, at worst, myths) across campuses across the country…. Banned on the Run is an epic event, what you going to do when the Fat Jew comes out the back of the paddy-wagon for you?!
Check local listings and frat-house community bulletin's for dates and locations...
Alright Noobs, it's Al. What actually happened is that I meant to write, "this blog is for faggots" anonymously and ended up doing it from Gordon's computer. so when I did this I was logged into Gord's account and it ended up saying that Baron had written it. Then we all decided it would be best that I clarify thid mistake by posting this message clearing clearing Gordons name of all wrong doing. Although I stand by my original message. This blog actually is for faggots! xoxo
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